ນັກເດີນທາງ 3 ຄົນ ຫລົງປ່າໄປເຈິເຜົ່າກິນຄົນ ມື້ນັ້ນເປັນວັນເກີດຂອງຫົວຫນ້າເຜົ່າ ທ່ານຫົວຫນ້າເຜົ່າຈິ່ງຄິດຈະເຮັດບຸນ ຈິ່ງສັ່ງວ່າ:

"ມື້ນີ້ເປັນວັນເກີດຂອງຂ້ອຍ ຂ້ອຍຊິໄວ້ຊີວິດພວກເຈົ້າ! ແຕ່ພວກເຈົ້າຕ້ອງເຂົ້າປ່າໄປເກັບຫມາກໄມ້ ຄົນລະ 10 ຫນ່ວຍ ແລະຕ້ອງເປັນຫມາກໄມ້ຊະນິດດຽວກັນທັງ 10 ຫນ່ວຍນັ້ນ ເອົາ! ໄປໄດ້!"

ທັງ 3 ຄົນ ຟ້າວເຂົ້າປ່າໄປທັນທີ, ອີກບໍ່ດົນ ຄົນທຳອິດ ກະກັບມາພ້ອມຫມາກມ່ວງ 10 ຫມາກ, ຫົວຫນ້າເຜົ່າສັ່ງວ່າ : " ເຈົ້າຈົ່ງເອົາຫມາກໄມ້ເຫລົ່ານັ້ນ ຍັດເຂົ້າໄປໃນກົ້ນຂອງເຈົ້າ ເທື່ອລະຫນ່ວຍໃຫ້ຄົບ ໂດຍຫ້າມເຮັດຫນ້າຕາ ແນວໃດທັງນັ້ນ ບໍ່ດັ່ງນັ້ນ ຊິຖືກຂ້າຖິ້ມ!"

ເວົ້າແລ້ວ ຊາຍຄົນນັ້ນ ກໍເຮັດຕາມທັນທີ ແຕ່ບາດຮອດຫນ່ວຍທີ 2 ກະເຜີເຮັດຫນ້າບິດບ້ຽວອອກມາ ຈຶ່ງຖືກຂ້າ

ຕໍ່ມາ ຊາຍຄົນທີ 2 ໄດ້ກັບມາພ້ອມ ຫມາກເຊີຣີ່ 10 ຫນ່ວຍ ຄົນນີ້ກະຖືກສັ່ງໃຫ້ເຮັດແບບດຽວກັນ, ກະຟ້າວເຮັດຕາມທັນທີ ແຕ່ເມື່ອຮອດຫນ່ວຍທີ 9 ກະເຜີປ່ອຍກ໊າກກກກ ອອກມາ ກະເລີຍຖືກຂ້າໄປອີກ

ຢູ່ເທິງສະຫວັນ ຊາຍຄົນທຳອິດ ຖາມຊາຍຄົນທີ 2 ວ່າ "ມ. ຫົວອອກມາເຮັດຫຍັງ! ຍັດຈົນຮອດຫນ່ວຍທີ 9 ແລ້ວພໍແຮງ! " ຊາຍຄົນທີ 2 ຕອບວ່າ

"ໂອຍ! ມັນຊ່ອຍບໍ່ໄດ້ ກະຕອນກຳລັງຍັດຫນ່ວຍທີ 9 ຫັ້ນ ກ. ເຫັນບັກໂຕມານຳຫລັງ ອຸ້ມຖົ່ວລຽນ ຕັ້ງວ່າ 10 ຫນ່ວຍກັບມາ!!!!!"

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign...
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your mathmultiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday! You said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we haveto day that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.