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***Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?

**So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say.

***If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

**Dead!

***Which bus crossed the ocean?

**Columbus

***Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

**Because he had no-body to go with!

***I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

**A liar!

***Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

**Because they are not weekdays!

***This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

***What animal can jump higher than a house?

**A house can't jump!

***A man was injected with a deadly poison, but it did not kill him. Why?

**He was already dead!

***Why are married women heavier than single women?

**Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

***If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

**3 !!!